Draconian Marshmallow Poink

powerdadofficial:

*hands u hardhat and pickaxe* welcome 2 my fucked up mine….

sluttymaidcal:

 |  hey, hey. so people are going back to school or, already in school so here’s this masterpost of helpful stuff to help you survive school!!
school resources: 
graphing / scientific / matrix / statistics calculator 
make some flash cards!!
tips on googling 
a lil studying guide 
note taking strategies 
tips on highlighting
math problem solver 1/2/3
lookin’ for some poems? 
TED videos
let’s study like college kids 
free fucking microsoft word
video math tutor!!
citation guide
pull an all-nighter & still ace that exam
online homework planner (also an app)
u lookin’ for a word?
let’s practice for the sat
mental health:
anxious and/or stressed?
compliments!!!
feeling a little crappy? 
anxiety & panic masterpost yay
motivation for anything and everything
don’t be sad, check this cutie out
yoga for stress relief 
tips to help someone going through a panic attack
talking to someone with depression?
how to deal with mental illness
nice words from lil b
music ft. food
mixes for however you feel 
my favorite study mix
homemade mac & cheese
blueberry muffin in a mug
pita w/ avocados & fried eggs pizza
fav calming mix 
classical music for 4 hours
coffee shop sounds
3 hours of instrumental stuff
study snacking 101
good luck!!

… to the uninformed, theres a faux paranormal documentary series on netflix called Dark Secrets, one episode they said they did a DNA analasys on a big claw recovered from the ocean after a diver got ate, saying “DNA analysis showed it was something resembling a massive “monteel tosuka soruta composi”, but with longer limbs, and more agile claws”

just…. what

thelonewolf1124:

" It resembled a massive monteel tosuka soruta composi."

I just watched that same episode and I don’t know what the fuck it means and google is failing me and i’m 99% sure they made that up

Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

lejacquelope:

truestfeminist:

anti-feminist-rayquaza:

thegbox:

No, no and no. REBLOG this please, this shouldn’t be allowed and we need to spread the word to everybody about this injustice!
The actual news article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726219/Yasmin-Thomas-victim-disgusted-walked-free.html

"But womenz are so oppressed! "

You realize that he probably instigated her? People dont just do these things. You just like to hear the one side of the story that you want to.

Yup, much in the same way Rihanna probably instigated shit with Chris Brown.
You fucking victim-blaming idiot.

Can we have one of these where it doesn’t have messages left by anti-feminists as well?This is one of the fucking reasons why you need feminism. The idea that a woman can’t hurt a man, or be held accountable for the injuries she causes him

lejacquelope:

truestfeminist:

anti-feminist-rayquaza:

thegbox:

No, no and no. REBLOG this please, this shouldn’t be allowed and we need to spread the word to everybody about this injustice!

The actual news article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726219/Yasmin-Thomas-victim-disgusted-walked-free.html

"But womenz are so oppressed! "

You realize that he probably instigated her? People dont just do these things. You just like to hear the one side of the story that you want to.

Yup, much in the same way Rihanna probably instigated shit with Chris Brown.

You fucking victim-blaming idiot.

Can we have one of these where it doesn’t have messages left by anti-feminists as well?
This is one of the fucking reasons why you need feminism. The idea that a woman can’t hurt a man, or be held accountable for the injuries she causes him

tokomon:

some white boy: why is it called history— why not herstory? makes u think huh?

y’all: omg he’s a feminist *leaks* imma make a home for his dick inside me.

frankoceanfanclub:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

please delete this

tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

I don’t think they’re suppose to look like that

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

I don’t think they’re suppose to look like that